Census Takers

We pay a visit to the National Census Bureau: Instead of giving all their workers a pink slip at the end of the census, upper management has decided to hang on to everyone and try to find other things for them to count. Thus, at the next census of actual humans, they will be seasoned veterans of Countology.

Hour One has 2 20-second pauses (with music) at 18:16 and 40:52 for local station ID:

Here is Hour One divided into 3 segments to facilitate local station ID:

Hour One:

1 - If I Can Count on You - Joan Whitney with Will Osborne and his Orchestra – 1937

2 - Baby You Can Count on Me - Peggy Lee with Dave Barbour and his Orchestra – 1946

3 - You Can Count on Me - Helen Humes with Count Basie and his Orchestra – 1939

4 - How Many Biscuits Can You Eat - Grandpa Jones and his Grandchildren – 1947

5 - How Many Hearts Have You Broken - Tiny Hill and his Orchestra – 1944

6 - How Many Rhymes Can You Get? - Bernice Parks and Russ Morgan – 1937

7 - How Many Burps in a Bottle of Beer - Frankie Yankovic and his Yanks – 1950

8 - Count Every Star - Dick Noel with Ray Anthony and his Orchestra – 1950

9 - Never Swat a Fly - Bill Coty with McKinney's Cotton Pickers - 1930

10 - The Count - Andy Kirk and his Clouds of Joy - 1940

11 - It's the Little Things That Count - Jerry Perkins with Mal Hallett and his Orchestra - 1937

12 - It's The Little Things That Count - Dorothy Shay with Orchestra under Mischa Russell – 1947

Fossilized School of Fish

13 - I'm Gonna Count My Sheep - The Radio Imps    - 1930

14 - I'm Gonna Count My Sheep - The Missouri Jazz Band – 1929

15 - Kolko Imajanjo (How Many Have You?) - Huszar-Mišković Tamburaški Zbor

16 - Count Me In - Martha Wayne and Buddy Stewart with Claude Thornhill and his Orchestra – 1942

Hour Two

17 - The Count of Monte Cristo - Mercury Theater of the Air – 1938