Finishing School

Round the World broadcasts from the FallMore Finishing School class on Social Dancing, and we interview the instructor: eminent Professor Rex Burly, Specialist in Non-human Art Forms. Dr Burly tells us of his life as a human zoo subject on Planet Kingsley X-10 while we listen to his stack of 78 RPM teaching materials.

1 - Elephant Swing - Franz Jackson and his Jacksonians - 1940

2 - The Camel Walk - Art Landry and his Orchestra - 1925

3 - Camel Hop - Benny Goodman and his Orchestra - 1937

4 - Alligator Crawl - Doc Cook and his 14 Doctors of Syncopation - 1927

5 - Alligator Hop - King Oliver's Creole Jazz Band - 1923

6 - Turtle Twist - Jelly-Roll Morton Trio - 1929

7 - The Penguin - Ambrose and his Orchestra - 1939

8 - Skunk Song - Johnny Messner and his Orchestra - 1941

9 - Doin the Raccoon - Ben Selvin and his Orchestra - 1928

10 - The Wolf Polka - Whoopee John Polka Band - 1948

11 - Great Big Bear - Harry Archer and his Orchestra - 1926

12 - Jack the Bear - Duke Ellington and his Famous Orchestra - 1940

13 - La Gazelle - Alice J. Shaw - 1908

14 - La Iguana - Mariachi Tapatío - 1936

15 - Spider Crawl - Washboard Rhythm Kings - 1932

16 - The Lion Chase - Arthur Pryor's Band - 1923

17 - Knock - X Minus One - 1955 (Radio Sci-Fi)

18 - The Gorilla Man - The Shadow - 1946 (Radio Drama)

19 - Ostrich Walk - New Orleans Rhythm Kings - 1934