Diplomatic Mission
Decades of sending radio waves into outer space in the hopes of finding intelligent life has finally paid off. The inhabitants of Planet Kingsley X-12 have decided it’s high time for a road trip to Earth; but first, they must study the rules of correct Earth dining deportment in order not to disgrace themselves at the coming diplomatic functions.
Hour One has 2 20-second pauses (with music) at 15:21 and 35:59 for local station ID:
Here is Hour One divided into 3 segments to facilitate local station ID:
Hour One:
1 - Hello Out There Hello - Wingy Manone – 1952
2 - A Knife, A Fork, and a Spoon - Donna and her Don Juans (Ed, George and Charlie) with Horace Heidt and his Musical Knights - 1941
3 - Alegrias (Table Dance) - Lacalle's Spanish Orchestra – 1917
4 - Table Truckin' - Art Kassel and his Kassels-in-the-Air - 1940
5 - Boogie Woogie Bowl - Bob Perkins Trio – 1949
6 - Watching the Knife and Fork Spoon - Don Redman and his Orchestra - 1933
7 - Boogie Woogie Blue Plate - Louis Jordan and His Tympany Five – 1946
8 - Life is Just a Bowl of Cherries - Rudy Vallée and his Connecticut Yankees - 1937
9 - A Cup of Coffee, a Sandwich and You - Roger Wolfe Kahn and his Orchestra – 1926
10 - I'm Gonna Eat You with a Spoon - Chicago Carl Davis with Eddie Davis and his Band - 1950
11 - Table Top Boogie - Deryck Sampson – 1945
12 - I Need a Knife, Fork and A Spoon - The Basin Street Boys with Eddie Beal's Fourtet - 1946
13 - Greasy Plate Stomp - Trombone Red and his Blue Six – 1931
14 - California, Here I Come - Nat Shilkret and the Victor Orchestra - 1928
15 - Dinner at Eight - Helene Daniels with Ben Selvin's Orchestra – 1933
16 - Thanks for Everything - Edythe Wright with Tommy Dorsey and his Clambake Seven – 1938
Hour Two:
17 – The Worthington Pearls – Boston Blackie – 1945 (Radio Drama)
18 – People Are Funny – Art Linkletter – Undated (Radio Comedy)
19 – Let’s Have Another Cup of Coffee - Marion Hutton, Ernie Caceres and The Modernaires with Glenn Miller and his Orchestra – 1942
20 – Tea Cup Girl - Eddie Elkins Orchestra – 1921
21 - Hands Across the Table - Paul Small with Joe Reichman and his Orchestra – 1934